[85vette]

>
> Wonder why nobody thought of this before…
>
>
> Here's a solution to all the controversy over full-body
> scanners at the
> airports: All we need to do is develop a booth that you
> can step into
> that will not X-ray you, but will detonate any explosive
> device you may
> have hidden on or in your body. The explosion will be
> contained within
> the sealed booth.
>
> This would be a win-win for everyone.. There would be no
> racial profiling
> and the device would eliminate long and expensive trials,
> the person's
> desire to kill himself would be satisfied...
>
> This is so simple it's brilliant!
>
> I can see it now: you're in the airport terminal and you
> hear a muffled
> explosion. Shortly thereafter an announcement comes over
> the PA system,
> "Attention standby passengers, we now have a seat available
> on flight
> number..."