Found on another forum. not PC but then again, neither am I
Enjoy:
> Three guys -- a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden,
>and an American engineer are walking together one day. They
>come across a lantern
>
> and a Genie pops out of it.
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>
> "I will give each of you one wish, which is three
>wishes total" says the Genie.
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>
The Canadian says, " I am a farmer, my dad was a
>farmer, and my son will also farm.
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> I want the land to be
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> forever fertile in Canada ."
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> Pooooof! With a blink of the Genie's eye, the land
>in Canada was forever made fertile for farming.
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> Osama bin Laden was amazed, so he said, "I want an
>impenetrable wall around Afghanistan , Iraq and Iran wi th
>all believers of Mohammad inside and all Jews, Americans,
>and other infidel forever outside our precious state.
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>
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> "Pooooof! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye
>, there was a huge wall around those countries..
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>
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> The American engineer asks, "I am very curious.
>Please tell me more about this wall".
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>
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> The Genie explains, "Well, it's 5000 feet high,
>500 feet thick and completely sur rounds these
>countries........
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>
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> it's virtually impenetrable. Now what is your
>wish?"
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> The American engineer smiles and says, "Fill it
>with water."
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> Pooooof!
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> WORLD PEACE