Maybe our legislators need to examine the item they are considering offensive, obviously they have never owned a pair either on their truck or in their pants.
Apparently while riding in the passenger seat as their wives were driving the family sedan, the wife must have pulled up behind a 4x4 with a set of balls hanging from the rear bumper.
This close encounter with an appendage that her husband, our esteemed legislator, didn't have and obviously much larger than her imaginary set, was intimidating, at least.
I can hear it now, "You are a Senator for God's sake! How can I compete with that? Do something about that pubic display of power."
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