The last option in the pole reminds me of the lady at Wal-Mart about a week ago.
I was on my cell phone using my bluetooth headset taking to a friend about the 357 revolver that my son had gotten. A lady in the isle turned her cart around and said she was going the other way because she didn't want to near some gun nut. I looked at her and said you better leave.... You're in Wal-Mart and aren't most that shop here gun nuts.
After all the largest army in the world is the American hunter.
I wanted to start following her around the store to mess with her, but I knew better. But it did make me laugh.
Steve