[MADN3SS]

After a woman meets a man in a bar, they talk and end up leaving together. They get back to his house, and as he’s showing her around, she notices that his bedroom is completely packed with teddy bears. Hundreds of them – all arranged in size, from the smallest on the shelves along the floor, to the huge Daddy bears on the very top shelf. Surprised, the woman still decides not to mention this to him. After an intense night of passion, as they are lying there together in the afterglow, the woman rolls over and asks, smiling, ‘Well, how was it?’ ‘Well,’ says the man, frowning. ‘You can have any prize from the bottom shelf.’