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JIM KILL · 03-04-2008, 04:49 PM

A Redneck buys a ticket and wins the lottery in Florida.

He goes to Tallahassee to claim it where the man verifies his ticket number.

The Redneck says "I want my $20 million."

To which the man replied, "No, sir. It doesn't work that way.

We give you a million today, and then you'll get the rest spread out for the next 19 years."

The Redneck said, "Oh, no. I want all my money RIGHT now! I won it, and I want it."

Again the man patiently explains that he would only get a million that day and the rest during the next 19 years.

The Redneck, furious with the man, screams out, "Look, I WANT MY MONEY!!

If you're not going to give me my $20 million "right now,"

THEN I WANT MY DOLLAR BACK!!

03-04-2008, 04:49 PM	#6
JIM KILL TampaBay Vettes Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Tampa, Florida Posts: 1,810 Name : Jim Kill	Florida Lottery A Redneck buys a ticket and wins the lottery in Florida. He goes to Tallahassee to claim it where the man verifies his ticket number. The Redneck says "I want my $20 million." To which the man replied, "No, sir. It doesn't work that way. We give you a million today, and then you'll get the rest spread out for the next 19 years." The Redneck said, "Oh, no. I want all my money RIGHT now! I won it, and I want it." Again the man patiently explains that he would only get a million that day and the rest during the next 19 years. The Redneck, furious with the man, screams out, "Look, I WANT MY MONEY!! If you're not going to give me my $20 million "right now," THEN I WANT MY DOLLAR BACK!! __________________ Get in, Shut up and Hold on!!!