More Short Takes
Suppose you took an oath by placing your right hand on the Bible and raising your left? Would the oath still count? Does God really give a ****? Does anyone?
There are eleven teams in the Big Ten.
Why do they bother saying "raw sewage"? Do some people actually cook that stuff?
The reason I talk to myself is that I'm the only one whose answers I accept.
I think we ought to just go ahead and make "zillion" a real number. "Gazillion," too. A zillion could be ten million trillions, and a gazillion could be a trillion zillions. It seems to me it's time to do this.
When I was a kid I can remember saying, "Cross my heart and hope to die." I'd like to confess now that I never really meant the second part.
Don't you think it's funny that all these tough-guy boxers are fighting over a purse?
I wonder: On rainy nights does the sandman send the mudman?
When you step on the brakes your life is in your foot's hands.
Regarding "safe and sound": I've often been safe, but seldom have I been thought of as sound.
What exactly is a wingding?
Why do they call one sport "women's tennis," and then turn around and call the other one "ladies' golf"?
Ok, enough for now...
