AN OLD MAN......
I was at the mall the other day eating at the food
court. I noticed an old man watching a teenager
sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked
hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and
blue.
The old man kept staring at him. The teenager would
look and find the old man staring every time.
When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically
asked,
'What's the matter old man, never done anything wild
in your life?'
The old man did not bat an eye in his response, 'Got
drunk once and had sex with a peacock.
I was just wondering if you were
my son.'
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