My kinda woman!?
Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given
their new wives duties.
Terry had married a woman from America , and bragged that he had
told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning
that needed done at their house. He said that it took a couple days
but on the third day he
came home to a clean house and the dishes were all washed and put
away.
Jimmy had married a woman from Australia . He bragged that he had
given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning,
dishes,and the cooking. He told them that the first day he didn't
see any results, but the next Day it was better. By the third day,
his house was clean, the dishes were done,and he had a huge dinner
on the table.
The third man had married a Finnish girl. He boasted that he told
her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed,
lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every
meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day
he didn't see anything, but by the third day most of the swelling
had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye. Enough
to fix himself a bite to eat, load the dishwasher, and call a
landscaper.
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