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Thanks to the orginal poster:

My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day. She has her food prepared for her.
She can eat whenever she wants, 24/7/365. Her meals are provided at no cost to her. She visits the Dr. once a year for her checkup, and again during
the year if any medical needs arise. For this she pays nothing, and nothing
is required of her. She lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is
much larger than she needs, but she is not required to do any upkeep. If
she makes a mess, someone else cleans it up. She has her choice of
luxurious places to sleep. She receives these accommodations absolutely
free. She is living like a queen, and has absolutely no expenses
whatsoever. All of her costs are picked up by others who go out and earn a
living every day. I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit
me like a brick in the head, Holy CRAP, my dog is a democrat!