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Originally Posted by THOR
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THE CANNIBAL
> A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a
> restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal.
>
> Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu...
>
> + Tourist: $5
> + Broiled Missionary: $10.00
> + Fried Explorer: $15.00
> + Baked Democrat or Grilled Republican: $100.00
>
> The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, 'Why such a price
> difference for the Politician?"
>
> The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so
> full of ****, it takes all morning."