Hey YNKEDAD, not sure what made me laugh more, your post or the icons you used in the post.
My wife, of 38 years, has learned that she does not want me shopping with her. I like to go in the store buy what I was looking for and out we go.
She likes to look at everything in the store and maybe buy something.
She can leave at 8:00 A.M. and not come back until 12 hours later. She is a shopper.