We have no "EGO'S" in the Tampabay Vettes Club or allow them!!!
A Corvette owner with a C5 was so paranoid about the size of his willy that he could never work up the courage to have sex. Then one day he fell in love with another Corvette owner with a new C6.
One fine evening, they went back to her place. She put on some soft music and led him into the bedroom. Totally mortified, he told her of his problem.
"Don't worry," She said. "I'm a nurse. I won't laugh."
Blushing the man drops his trousers. "It's OK," she said. "I've seen lots smaller than that."