Look at Corvettes Anonymous this way (if it helps)...
We at Corvettes Anonymous aren't
here to discourage you from buying gifts for your well deserving Vette.
We are here to see you thru the guilt of spending the $$$..
We're here to help you thru the temptations of not doing so.
Reassuring you that it's ok to own Americas Muscle Car and to pamper it, Whenever You feel it to be necessary.
Just don't light candles and worship it
.
A bit Deep huh.
~Ray