cuss words

[silverback]

What cusswords really mean.....LOL
you must read all the way through!
NO CHEATING!

mom calls the husband a 'bastard'

and then the dad calls the wife a "bitch"


and billy goes to his mom and says "mom what's a bitch and a bastard?"

and the mom says "well, a bitch is a lady and a bastard is a gentlemen"




and then later billy goes outside and listens to his neighbors, and hears "Put your penis in my vagina!"


So Billy goes to his mom and says "mom whats a penis and vagina?"



His moms says "Well Billy, a penis is a hat and a vagina is a coat"

and then later billy sees his dad shaving and cuts himself and says "****"


and billy said "Dad, whats ****"

And then his dad says
"Well billy, **** is a type of Shaving cream "


and then billy goes to see his mom cutting the turkey and his mom cuts her finger and says "****!"


and then billy says to his mom "Mom whats ****?"

"Well billy **** is a way of cutting the turkey"


and Then later the guests arrive and billy goes to them and says


"Hello bitches and bastards, may i take your penis's and vaginas,
my dad's upstairs wiping **** off his face, and my mom is in the kitchen ****ing the Turkey"

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["Backyard Mechanic"]