CHINESE SICK LEAVE
Hung Chow calls into work and says,
"Hey, I no come work today, I really sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work."
The boss John says,
"You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel sick like you do, I go to my wife and tell her to give me Sex.
That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that."
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again.
"I do what You say and I feel Great. I be at work soon........
You got nice house"
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"But ma'am, your husband told me to do it".
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