LIFE
1. jim baker & jimmy swaggert have written an impressive new book. It's called...........'ministers DO more than lay people?..............2.Transvestite: A guy who likes to eat,drink & be MARY....................3.The difference between the pope & your boss, the pope only expects you to kiss his ring..........4.My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash & it's gone...............5.The only time the world beats a path to your door is if your in the bathroom...........6.I hate sex in the movies. Tried it once. The seat folded up, the drink spilled & that ice, well, it really chilled the mood...............7.It used to be only death & taxes. Were inevitable now, of course, there's Shipping & handling, too..........8.A husband is someone who, after taking the trash out , gives the impression that he just cleaned the whole house..........9.My next house will have no kitchen-just vending machines & a extra large trash can.........10 A blonde said, I was worried that my mechanic might try to rip me off. I was relieved when he told me all I needed was turn signal fluid? what ya think??.........Definition of a teenager? Gods punishment.......For enjoying sex........AS you slide down the banister of life, may the splinters never point the wrong way!! ..............from the desk of the PHANTOM!
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