So the kids Dad was really proud of himself, for the first time in his life he had gone hunting and killed a deer, and tonight his lovely wife cooked some venison for dinner. Since the kids had never eaten venison before, Dad decided not to tell them what it was until they had tried it.
About halfway through the meal, Willie asks, "Mom, this is really good, what is it?"
"Take a guess," Mom replied.
The kids think for a minute before Susie asks, "can you please give us a hint?"
To which Mom replies, "sure, it is the same word that I sometimes call your Father."
Susie gasps in horror and screams, "SPIT IT OUT WILLIE, IT'S BUTTHOLE!"
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