The Physical

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A lady goes to see her doctor for a complete physical.
The doctor comes in and says " You need to behind the screen and take off all of your clothes so that I can do the complete physical"
The lady disappears behind the screen and comes out a minute later still wearing her bra and panties.
Doc says " I can't do a complete physical while you still have clothes on! Please go behind the screen and take off ALL of your clothes."
The lady goes behind the screen and comes back out a few seconds later STILL wearing her bra.
Doc says "I can't do a complete and thorough physical unless you are completely disrobed"
The lady says "I don't feel comfortable taking my bra off. Could you please do the physical with my bra on?"
Doc says "All your clothes have to be off. If you're not going to take off your bra, then I think you had better put all of your clothes back on and come back later when you feel more comfortable."
Lady says " W-e-l-l-l-l-l.....if that's the way it has to be......." and goes behind the screen again. When she comes back out a few seconds later the Doc does a doubletake because her boobs are almost down to her knees!
Doc says "My God........what happened to you?"
Lady says "I'm embarrassed and don't like to discuss it, but my husband plays with them every night while we're in bed."
Doc says "I play with my wife's every night in bed too, but they don't look like that!!"
Lady says "Yeah............but do you have BUNK beds?"

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