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Unread 10-27-2009, 03:27 PM   #1
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Luigi (the father) says to his son. . . 'I wanta you to marry a girl of my
choice.'

The son says, 'I will choose my owna bride!!!'

Luigi says, 'But the girla, she is Bill Gates' daughter.'


Son answers, 'Well, in that case . . . ok.'

Next Luigi approaches Bill Gates and says, 'I have a husbanda for your
daughter...'

Bill Gates answers, 'But my daughter is too young to marry!!'


Luigi says, 'But this young man is a vicea-presidenta of the Worlda Banka'


Bill Gates answers, 'Ah, in that case . . ok.'

Finally, Luigi goes to see the president of the World Bank. Luigi says, 'I
have a young man to recommend as a vicea-presidenta.'

The president answers, 'But I already have more vice-presidents than I
need!'

Luigi says, 'But this young man is Bill Gates' son-in-law.'


The president answers: 'Ah, in that case . . . ok.'

And that, my friends, is how Italians do business!
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