Those Darn Canadians....
Siamese twins walk into a pub in Ontario and park themselves on a bar
stool.
One of them says to the bartender: "Don't mind us, we're joined at the hip."
The one on the left says; "I'm John, he's Jim."
"Two Molson Canadian draft beers please."
The bartender, feeling slightly awkward, tries to make polite conversation
while pouring the beers.
"Been on holiday yet, lads?"
"Off to England next month", says John. "We go to England every year and hire a car and drive for miles, don't we, Jim?"
Jim agrees.
"Ah, England! says the bartender. "Wonderful country... the history, the
beer, the culture..."
"Nah, we don't like all that British stuff," says John. "Hamburgers &
Molsons draft beer, that's us, eh Jim? We can't stand the English!"
"So why keep going to England" asks the bartender?
"It's the only chance Jim gets to drive..."
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