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You are REGRETFULLY invited To The Wedding Between My Perfect Son,
The DOCTOR
and some
CHEAP TWO BIT TRAMP
whose name escapes me right now,
The Biggest Disaster In My Family's History Will Take Place At
9 p.m. on Saturday, September 8th
And No Doubt Will End in Divorce
Hopefully in Time To Still Be Eligible For An Annulment.
The Ovewhelmingly Disappointing Heartbreak Of A Ceremony
Will be Followed By Dinner, Where Nuts Will Be Served
Because Whatsherface Has An Allergy.