New yorker at airport
A New Yorker living in Florida, down on his luck, decided to go back to New York. He had saved enough money for an airplane ticket to N.Y. He got to the ticket counter and put all of his money out for the ticket. The ticket agent counted it several times. He was 5 cents short. He turned to the man behind him, who was a local Floridian. "I am trying to get back home to N.Y. Could you spare a nickle? I only need 5 cents and I'll be out of here." The Floridian reached in his pocket, handed the man a dollar and said. "Here...take a few of your friends along with you.
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