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Unread 08-02-2007, 06:21 PM   #1
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A man and a woman were sitting beside each other in the first class
section of an airplane. The woman sneezed, took out a tissue, gently
wiped her nose, then visibly shuddered for ten to fifteen seconds.


The man went back to his reading. A few minutes later, the woman
sneezed again, took a tissue, wiped her nose, then shuddered violently
once more.



Assuming that the woman might have a cold, the man was still curious
about the shuddering. A few more minutes passed when the woman sneezed
yet again.



As before she took a tissue, wiped her nose, her body shaking even
more than before.



Unable to restrain his curiosity, the man turned to the woman and
said, "I couldn't help but notice that you've sneezed three
times, wiped your nose and then shuddered violently. Are you OK?"



"I am sorry if I disturbed you, I have a very rare medical condition;
When ever I sneeze I have an orgasm."



The man, more than a bit embarrassed, was still curious. I have never
heard of that condition before" he said. "Are you taking anything for
it?"



The woman nodded, "Pepper"

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