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Unread 11-12-2010, 05:38 PM   #1
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Default Tolerance, my brothers....

I am shocked that so many Americans are against the mosque, near Ground Zero .

We should allow it, but in order to promote tolerance.......

I propose that a gay nightclub be opened next door to the mosque to promote tolerance
in the mosque. We could call it "The Turban Cowboy" or "You Mecca Me Hot".

Next door on the other side, could be a butcher shop that specializes in pork,
and pork products and makes a nice lunchtime pulled pork sandwich.

Then across the street, a very daring lingerie store, called "Victoria Keeps Nothing Secret”.
Next to Victoria’s would be that new topless redneck hoagie shop called “Beers-Breasts & Buns”.

And of course, what area wouldn’t be complete without a three girl nudie car wash called
“The Three Mosqueteers”

And, skin headed white supremacists would be renting a store front tattoo parlor just above the
butcher shop, which would of course be just a few feet down from the Armed Forces Recruiting
Office…just a step or two from the VA administration office

To make the neighborhood and street complete I also propose that we build the largest Southern
Baptist Church in the country with shared parking with the mosque, which would have to allow
use of their parking lot for old fashion tent revivals. You know....just to promote that, “tolerance
thing”!

Oh yeah, I almost forgot, the Hell’s Angels are looking for a new area for a clubhouse…are you
thinking what I’m thinking? Yep, I know the perfect area.

Hey, just trying to promote that tolerance thing.
I have a good loyal concern for my fellow man kind of guy…what can I say?

If your tolerance promotion’ is similar to mine then by all means pass this along,
especially to all of your democratic friends and of course to all politicians everywhere.

The good ole US of A

This message was made in America without harming any cats or dogs…or
fish…or horses, or cows or chickens or ferrets.

Did I mention that the women from P.E.T.A. would be naked on every street corner
raising awareness about the evils of wearing fur?

Gosh I love this country….wish everybody did.
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Unread 11-12-2010, 06:44 PM   #2
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Unread 11-12-2010, 07:45 PM   #3
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Hopefully this post has not offended anyone on this forum...:=(
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No more than a U.S. flag on a little kids bike. and I like pork B.B.Q.
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Sounds like Mayberry RFD. LOL.
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Luvin it....only thing I'd add is an indoor gun range!
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