How to start a fight

[zzzona]

My wife and
I were sitting at a table at her high school reunion, and she
kept staring
at a drunken man swigging his drink as he sat alone at a nearby table.
I asked her, "Do you know him?"
"Yes", she sighed,
"He's my old
boyfriend.... I understand he took to drinking right after we
split up
those many years ago, and I hear he hasn't been sober since."
"My God!" I
said, "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?"
And
then the fight
started...



Took my
wife to a restaurant.
The waiter, for some reason, took my order
first.
"I'll have the rump steak, rare, please."
He said, "Aren't you
worried about the mad cow?"
"Nah, she can order for herself."
And that's
when the fight
started.....

[Shadow]

Yeah, that ought to about do it

[85vette]

[THOR]

That'll start divorce proceedings real quick.

[fletcher4u]