THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER
Fresh from her shower, she stands in front of the mirror complaining to her
husband that her breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically
telling her it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.
"If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of
toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds."
Willing to try anything, she fetches a piece of toilet paper and stands in front
of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts.
How long will this take?" she asked
They will grow larger over a period of years," her husband replies.
she stopped. " Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between
my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?"
Without missing a beat he says "Worked for your butt, didn't it?"
He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk again.
The Miracle Of Toilet Paper
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