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Unread 03-12-2010, 06:05 PM   #1
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Two old drunks are sitting in a bar when the first one says,
"You know, when I was thirty and got an erection, I couldn't bend it, even using both hands. By the time I was forty, I could bend it about ten degrees, if I tried really hard. By the time I was fifty, I could bend it about forty five degrees, no problem. I'm going to be sixty next week, and now I can bend it in half with just one hand."
"So," says the second drunk, "what's your point?"
"Well, I'm just wondering how much stronger I'm gonna get."
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Unread 03-13-2010, 12:08 AM   #2
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...Whats an erection?
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Something you do with LEGOs. Your memory gone too?
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Something you do with LEGOs. Your memory gone too?
who are ou again?
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Gordon, is your hearing going too?...He said something about an election...that the majority was leaning 45% or something....
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Gordon, is your hearing going too?...He said something about an election...that the majority was leaning 45% or something....

A 45% election? You can't even play with that!
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erections, elections... it all seems the same these days!!!
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That's when we erected Obama!
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