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Unread 04-13-2009, 02:19 AM   #1
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Default Want the ultimate sports car?

Want a lightweight sports car that gives you the true essence of the road, but tired of the gay jokes about your Miata? Insurance companies frowning on your 16 year old son getting a Vette? Too tall for an Elise? Balance issues deprive you of the joy of riding a motorcycle? Well, do I have the car for you!

If you truly want to enjoy the essence of driving a car, you must get rid of all those amenities which only serve to distract you from the road. And driving aids like traction control are for girly men anyways. Everything you truly desire in a car can be found in your new 2009 Nissan OMGWTFBBQ. Sure the shifting can be awkward, and perhaps painful... but the thrill of driving this car makes everything worth it!





Anyway, on a serious note, I pulled a Z off of an engine today. Really.
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And you can tell who the owners are, they're the ones with bugs in their teeth.
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