Death predictions...

Suicide King · 11-16-2006, 05:06 PM

This is how I go out.

Thomas A. King Jr: At age 53 a tiger will maul you. Don't ask why, but you will be in a Burmese jungle
That's got to hurt.

Try this link and it will tell you how you will die.

http://evil.berzerker.net/death_predictions.php

Mekanic · 11-16-2006, 07:02 PM

Rich Gouge: At age 70 you will fall into a vat of neutral shoe polish, and your body will never be recovered.

sweet.

2Vettes · 11-16-2006, 09:12 PM

At age 62 you will be hit by a train while napping on the railroad tracks.

I knew the booze would get to me one day....glad it's a few years away!

JIM KILL · 11-17-2006, 06:38 AM

JIM: At age 107 you will spontaneously combust while dining out with your family.

ynkedad · 11-17-2006, 06:54 AM

RAY: At age 59 while playing Tekken 23, a burgler will break into your house. A fight will ensue and you will lose.

I Don't think so!!!

ynkedad · 11-17-2006, 07:48 AM

RAY:At age 72 a large monkey will beat you to death, using the antiquated art of fisticuffs.

WC06VETTE · 11-17-2006, 08:29 AM

kathy copeland: At age 89 your head will explode after being exposed to Britney Spears for thirty-six consecutive hours!

I knew I didn't like her music for some reason.

ynkedad · 11-17-2006, 11:17 AM

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Originally Posted by WC06VETTE

kathy copeland: At age 89 your head will explode after being exposed to Britney Spears for thirty-six consecutive hours!

I knew I didn't like her music for some reason.

I know mine felt like it was going to Explode whenever my daughters listened to Britney Spears!!!

Mark Dalton · 11-17-2006, 01:53 PM

At age 59 I'll start sleeping more and more. After 6 months I'll be sleeping 19 hrs a day. At month 7 I won't wake up anymore and I'll cease breathing at month 9. Hmmm...I think I should be dead right now.