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10-17-2009, 12:21 PM
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Lesbians and State workers
What do you get in a room with 50 lesbians and 50 state workers???????
100 people who don't do dick!!!! 
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10-17-2009, 04:05 PM
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Be Polite, Be Professional...and have a plan to kill everyone you meet.
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10-17-2009, 08:14 PM
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Vicious Evil Person
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10-17-2009, 09:06 PM
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Corvette,GM Classic Freak
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Location: Vero Beach FL/Old Fort NC
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Name : I'm Not Post'n in BOI
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Originally Posted by THOR
What do you get in a room with 50 lesbians and 50 state workers???????
100 people who don't do dick!!!! |
Once I thought I was a Lesbian!! I Like woman!!  
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junk!!
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10-18-2009, 10:33 AM
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Location: Little Rock
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10-18-2009, 10:42 AM
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Member
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Nokomis
Posts: 438
Name : Rick Manning
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Originally Posted by gmjunkie
Once I thought I was a Lesbian!! I Like woman!! |
OMG......now this guy is funny
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10-18-2009, 10:47 AM
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(Courtesy of Jerry Clower):
I walked up to a lady at the bar and asked if I could by her a drink?
She said, no thanks you, I'm a lesbian.
I didn't know anything about no lesbian and I said, I just want to buy you a drink.
She said, you don't understand.
You see that lady on the other side of the bar?
I said yes...
She said, the one with the looooong blonde hair, the perfect makeup and the large voluptuious breasts?
I said...yes...
She said, I want to go over to her, buy her a drink, take her up to my room, rip off her clothes and make mad passionate love to her!
I said Whoooo Lawdy!!
She said what's the matter!?
I said, I must be a lesbian too!!
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Artificial Intelligence is no replacement for Natural Stupidity!
Be Polite, Be Professional...and have a plan to kill everyone you meet.
Last edited by Shadow; 10-18-2009 at 11:56 AM.
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10-18-2009, 11:09 AM
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10-18-2009, 04:35 PM
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Been around for awhile
Join Date: May 2006
Location: North Port Fl ,Franklin NC
Posts: 1,087
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Shadow
(Courtesy of Jerry Clower):
I walked up to a lady at the bar and asked if I could by her a drink?
She said, no thanks you, I'm a lesbian.
I didn't know anything about no lesbian and I said, I just want to buy you a drink.
She said, you don't understand.
You see that lady on the other side of the bar?
I said yes...
She said, the one with the looooong blonde hair, the perfect makeup and the large voluptuious breasts?
I said...yes...
She said, I want to go over to her, buy her a drink, take her up to my room, rip off her clothes and make mad passionate love to her!
I said Whoooo Lawdy!!
She said what's the matter!?
I said, I must be a lesbian too!!
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Too Both of you rainbow warriors 
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10-18-2009, 05:01 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: May 2006
Location: port of indecision
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Quote:
Originally Posted by 9T8Vette
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Help!
I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body!!!
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