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Unread 11-10-2007, 06:22 AM   #1
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To my darling,

Before you return from your trip I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the pick up truck when I turned into the driveway. Fortunately not too bad and I really didn't get hurt, so please don't worry too much about me.

I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned into the driveway I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake. The garage door is slightly bent but the pick up fortunately came to a halt when it bumped into your car.

I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted personality you will forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you my sweetheart. I am enclosing a picture for you.

I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.

Your loving wife.

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Unread 11-10-2007, 06:25 AM   #2
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Poor truck
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Unread 11-10-2007, 07:08 AM   #3
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Looks like the cooler made it with no problems
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Unread 11-10-2007, 07:48 AM   #4
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Holy Poo Batman
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Unread 11-10-2007, 12:01 PM   #5
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pheeew

atleast its not a vette!!!
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Unread 11-10-2007, 12:08 PM   #6
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this is taken from my familly tree website, Its my mothers uncle Omels house


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Omel and Phyllis's house after Omel decided the front door wasn't wide enough and used a car to do the renovation
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Unread 11-10-2007, 12:59 PM   #7
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Hmmm...seems like a garage lift would have been a wise investment here.
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Unread 11-10-2007, 06:07 PM   #8
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Nothing good can come of that cross species union!
Probably be a Ferr-ord!
What's next........cats and dogs
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Unread 11-10-2007, 06:19 PM   #9
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Nothing good can come of that cross species union!
Probably be a Ferr-ord!
What's next........cats and dogs
Andy
You noticed the Arkansa plate too.
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Unread 11-11-2007, 08:59 AM   #10
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Holy COWABUNGA!
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