Every Corvette should come standard with a 12 gauge loaded with birdshot.........
If anyone asks what you are doing, tell them that you are a bird watcher and on occasion there might be a bird you can't identify at a distance, so you need to "Audobon" it so you can make a positive ID.
For those of you who don't know this, John James Audobon
SHOT most of the birds he used as subjects in his drawings. (
http://www.audubon.org/nas/jja.html). A dirty little fact that the present Audobon Society probably would rather not think about.