Slow News Day

[Lou G]

I was watching the news this morning and while the reporter was reading the news, they had three boxes on the right frame of the TV with other "Hot" stories. One was about Obama, another about McCain and the last read "Sharks Spotted". They had a helicopter circling the ocean at Martha's Vineyards. Now tell me, what were they expecting in the ocean, elephants?
Good God, don't they know that's where they live?

[Shadow]

Originally Posted by Lou G

...One was about Obama, another about McCain and the last read "Sharks Spotted".:

OMG!! They're Dangerous! Scavengers! Predators!
They think of nothing but themselves and what they need to survive!!
...then there's the sharks

Now tell me, what were they expecting in the ocean, elephants?

That was a good one!!

[thebeepster]

They were not sharks...just Democrats.

[Mark Dalton]

Originally Posted by thebeepster

They were not sharks...just Democrats.

I think one of 'em was wearing a skirt though.

[Shadow]

Originally Posted by thebeepster

They were not sharks...just Democrats.

Hey*$&$^%$# !!!!

I resemble that remark