I could just see this...
A Georgia State Trooper pulled a car over about 2 miles south of the
Georgia/South Carolina state line. When the Trooper asked the driver why
he was speeding, the driver answered that he was a magician and a
juggler and he was on his way to Savannah to do a show that night at the
Shrine Circus and didn't want to be late.
The Trooper told the driver he was fascinated by juggling, and if
the Driver would do a little juggling for him then he wouldn't give him
a ticket.
The driver told the Trooper that he had sent all of his equipment on
ahead and didn't have anything to juggle.
The Trooper told him that he had some flares in the trunk of his
patrol car and asked if he could juggle them.
The juggler stated that he could, so the Trooper got three flares,
lit them and handed them to the juggler. While the man was doing his
juggling act, a car pulled in behind the patrol car. A drunk, good old
boy, from S.C., got out and watched the performance briefly. He then
went over to the patrol car, opened the rear door and got in.
The Trooper observed him doing this and went over to the patrol car,
opened the door and asked the drunk what he thought he was doing.
The drunk replied, "You might as well take my ass to jail, cause
there's no way I can pass that test."
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Pretty much stock
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