Idiot people
(stolen from another (boating) site:
Have fun:
2. WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM OUR FRIENDS:
> Police in Oakland, California spent two hours attempting to
> subdue a gunman who had barricaded himself inside his home.
> After firing ten tear gas canisters, officers discovered
> that the man was standing beside them in the police line,
> shouting, "Please come out and give yourself up."
>
>
> 3. WHAT WAS PLAN B?
> An Illinois man, pretending to have a gun, kidnapped a
> motorist and forced him to drive to two different automated
> teller machines, wherein the kidnapper proceeded to withdraw
> money...from his own bank accounts.
>
> 4. THE GETAWAY!
> A man walked into a Topeka, Kansas Kwik Stop, and asked for
> all the money in the cash drawer.
> Apparently, the take was too small, so he tied up the store
> clerk and worked the counter himself for three hours until
> police showed up and grabbed him.
>
> 5. DID I SAY THAT???
> Police in Los Angeles had good luck with a robbery suspect
> who just couldn't control himself during a lineup. When
> detectives asked each man in the lineup to repeat the words,
> "Give me all your money or I'll shoot," the man shouted,
> "That's not what I said!"
>
> 6. ARE WE COMMUNICATING?
> A man spoke frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant
> and her contractions are only two minutes apart!" "Is this
> her first child?" the doctor asked. "No!", the man shouted,
> "This is her husband!"
>
> 7. NOT THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHED!
> In Modesto, California, Steven Richard King was arrested for
> trying to hold up a Bank of America
> branch without a weapon. King used a thumb and a finger to
> simulate a gun, but unfortunately, he failed to keep his
> hand in his pocket.
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