A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom. A
few minutes later, a loud, blood-curdling scream is heard
coming from the bathroom. A few more minutes later, another
loud scream reverberates through the bar. The bartender goes
into the bathroom to investigate why the drunk is screaming.
"What's all the screaming about in there?
You're scaring my customers!"
"I'm just sitting here on the toilet and every
time I try to flush, something comes up, grabs my nuts, and
squeezes the hell out of them."
With that, the bartender pushes open the door, looks in and
says..."You dumbass....you're sitting on the mop
bucket!!!"
Careful With That Handle.....
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