A real cowboy
An old cowboy went to a bar and ordered a drink. As he sat drinking his whiskey, a young lady sat down next to him. She turned to the cowboy and asked, : Are you a real cowboy?" he replied, " well, ive spent my life on the ranch, herding horses, mending fences, and branding cattle, so i guess i am.
She said, "Im a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as i get up in the morning, i think about women, when i shower, i think about women, when i shower, i think about women, Everything seems to remind me of women.
The two sat in sipping in silence. A short time later, a man sat down on the other side of the cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?".
He replied, "I always thought i was, but i just found out im a lesbian
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