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Unread 11-26-2008, 09:19 AM   #31
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I have read the above and started a quote to answer it on more than one occasion. I backed off because I was angry at the time and thought better of it. I cannot help but answer it and express my position. I supported Barak Obama in his campaign for President. I worked on his campaign in my local area. The color of his skin means nothing to me as he is another human being. I find myself color blind when passing judgement on another human being. I would like to believe your post was meant to be humorous, but I cannot and do not believe it was directed in that way.

So where am I going with this. Here is where i am going. I find your post to mirror your true inner beliefs. I find you and many others of your political beliefs to be very bad losers. Ones who take opportunities like this to take shots at the President elect and his race.
Just as most everyone else finds your type to be a sore winner, Your candidate won, He is now OUR president, yes there may be a very slight few "Bigots" that will never recognize or accept him, but for better or for worst Obama is OUR Newest President, and if he is ever attacked by anyone out side this large family we refer to as The UNITED STATES, you watch how many of the people you call racists stand up beside him, to back and support him. Because he IS OUR new president. The people doing the most harm are people like YOU, so rabid in your desire to overlook his many faults,and show how un-racist they are, You sir are the true Racist, you are so busy trying to deny it by showing a rabid desire to get him in office and there by show the world " SEE I VOTED FOR A BLACK MAN" you expose yourself and others like you for what you truly are True racists. Your comments about how white you are after your self rightous tirade about someone impuning your candidate, show you for what you truely are. He is now OUR president, and as such now subject to the same jabs, Jokes and pokes every one of OUR presidents has been on the recieving end of. do i think this is in any way racist, No, only the part where you make it so, Replace Barack Obama with Colin Powell, NOW THERE would have been a landslide.

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I would like to profile myself for you so there are no misconceptions.
I am a white male. I was born in the United States. I was raised in a Catholic home by my real parents. I am fairly well educated.
Great, your white and you voted for a Black President, that was obvious from the above tirade

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I served my country in the US Army and served one tour in Viet Nam.
And great your a veteren, Thank you for your service, and based on your times in, Thanks for standing with me and others during that time.
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I worked in organized labor for many years and in management for eight years. I still have UNION blood running through my veins and fully support Organized Labor.
really, just how is union blood differant than any other blood, is it green, or purple, is it made out of some differant substance than any other human blood? and this somehow makes you so special that now no one can crack a joke at the expense of YOUR candidate, Oh and i would not be so all powerfull proud at being Union right about now either.

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There you have it. You may not like it but that is your cross to bear. I cannot and will not vary from my position.

With Respect, HUTCH
That much is obvious, a closed mind is just that, a CLOSED MIND, Ask anyone who lived through the nazi regime, rabid fantatics all just because they just had to show how non racist, how pure of heart they where, after all they where the "Master Race" Oh yeah, dont tell that to the those of the Jewish beliefs, i dont expect they will quite understand.

You want to know who is Black and who is white, it is simple really, a very good friend of mine showed this to me one day when one of his friends asked why he hung out with a bunch of "honkeys"
The walls in our barraks had two stripes one them one White, one black, he asked his friend to place his hand on the black stripe, and asked me to place my hand on the white stripe, Then he asked his friend what color the stripe was, "White" was the reply, and what color is his hand he asked as he point to me, " Brown" was the obvious response, The same questions where put to me, and the responses where Black Paint, brown hand, he just walked off down the hall, I gained a new friend that day, and the world lost another bigot. All the result of an OPEN MIND.


So take the original post for what it was A JOKE aimed at OUR new president drop your bigoted, Racist and self rightous attitude, Join the human race, and the AMERICAN family.
we have an African American for a President, Most of America has accepted that, now it is your turn to accept the same thing, He is after all YOUR candidate.

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Unread 11-26-2008, 12:12 PM   #32
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This rather humorous tirade was posted on my ArmsLocker forum...

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WHITE GUILT IS DEAD
by Tom Adkins


Look at my fellow conservatives! There they go, glumly
shuffling along, depressed by the election aftermath. Not
me. I'm virtually euphoric. Don't get me wrong.
I'm not thrilled with America 's flirtation with neo
socialism. But there's a massive silver lining in those
magical clouds that lofted Barak Obama to the Presidency.
For today, without a shred of intellectually legitimate
opposition, I can loudly proclaim to America : The Era of
White Guilt is over.


This seemingly impossible event occurred because the
vast majority of white Americans didn't give a fluff about
skin color, and enthusiastically pulled the voting lever for
a black man. Not just any black man. A very liberal black
man who spent his early career race-hustling banks,
praying in a racist church for 20 years, and actively worked
with America-hating domestic terrorists. Wow! Some resume!
Yet they made Barak Obama their leader. Therefore, as of
Nov 4th, 2008, white guilt is dead.

For over a century, the millstone of white guilt hung
around our necks, retribution for slave-owning predecessors.
In the 60s, American liberals began yanking that millstone
while sticking a fork in the eye of black Americans,
exacerbating the racial divide to extort a socialist
solution. But if a black man can become President, exactly
what significant barrier is left? The election of Barak
Obama absolutely destroys the entire validation of liberal
white guilt. The dragon is hereby slain.

So today, I'm feeling a little "uppity," if
you will. From this day forward, my tolerance level for
having my skin color hustled is now exactly ZERO. And
it's time to clean house. No more Reverend Wright's
"God Damn America ," Al Sharpton's Church of
Perpetual Victimization , or Jesse Jackson's rainbow
racism. Cornell West? You're a fraud. Go home. All those
"black studies" programs that taught kids to hate
whitey? You must now thank Whitey. And I want that on the
final.

Congressional Black Caucus? Irrelevant. Maxine Waters? Shut
up. ACORN? Outlawed. Black Panthers? Go home and pet your
kitty. Black separatists? Find another nation that offers
better dreams. Go ahead. I'm waiting.

Gangsta rappers? Start praising America . Begin with the
Pledge of Allegiance. And please, no more ebonics. Speak
English, and who knows where you might end up? Oh, yeah, pull
up your pants. Your underwear is showing. You look stupid.

To those Eurosnots who forged entire careers hating America
I'm still waiting for the first black French President.

And let me offer an equal opportunity whupping. I've
always despised lazy white people. Now, I can talk smack
about lazy black people. You're poor because you quit
school, did drugs, had three kids with three different
fathers, and refuse to work. So when you plop your Colt
45-swilling, Oprah watchin' butt on the couch and
complain "Da Man is keepin' me down," allow me
to inform you: Da Man is now black. You have no excuses.

No more quotas. No more handouts. No more stealing my money
because someone's great-great-great-great grandparents
suffered actual pain and misery at the hands of people I
have no relation to, and personally revile.

It's time to toss that massive, obsolete race-hustle
machine upon the heap of the other stupid 60s ideas. Drag it
over there, by wife swapping, next to dope-smoking. Plenty
of room right between free love and cop-killing.
Careful, don't trip on streaking. There ya go, don't
be gentle. Just dump it. Wash your hands. It's filthy.

In fact, Obama's ascension created a gargantuan irony.
How can you sell class envy and American unfairness when you
and your black wife went to Ivy League schools, got
high-paying jobs, became millionaires, bought a mansion, and
got elected President? How unfair is that??? Now, Like a
delicious O'Henry tale, Obama's spread-the-wealth
campaign rendered itself moot by it's own victory!
America is officially a meritocracy. Obama's election
has validated American conservatism!

So, listen carefully.Wham!!!
That's the sound of my foot kicking the door shut on
the era of white guilt. The rites have been muttered, the
carcass lowered, dirt shoveled, and tombstone erected. White
guilt is dead and buried.

However, despite my glee, there's apparently one small,
rabid bastion of American racism remaining. Black Americans
voted 96% for Barak Obama. Hmmm. In a color-blind world,
shouldn't that be 50-50? Tonight, every black person
should ask forgiveness for their apparent racism and
prejudice towards white people. Maybe it's time to start
spreading the guilt around.



[I added the bold for emphasis.]
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Unread 11-26-2008, 08:52 PM   #33
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DVD, I have been pulling for you this far but now you are beginning to confuse me. Sometimes you ramble on with many punctuation marks and mispellings but a few times your comments are well written.

Now you say that you are "white" but in this same thread you tell 98 Softtail and I quote "Wath it there white boy".

In another thread you say.

"Go to "WHOA". In ray's & maybe you'll find the answer to all!!!!....& you have to give the black guy, a chance before you hang him???.......How's that LS2POWA?????? Tell me what you think???? Your vette "PHANTOM" & You know how to get in contact with me???"

So, my question is, "Who are you?"
LOU"G" I'M a complex person & IT'S.......WATCH IT THERE WHITE BOY!!!!! ....... & IT'S WHO IS YOU!!!!!!!!!
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Unread 11-27-2008, 04:06 AM   #34
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This rather humorous tirade was posted on my ArmsLocker forum...
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Unread 11-27-2008, 05:27 AM   #35
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it's come a long way from nothing more than a little joke eh



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it's come a long way from nothing more than a little joke eh



That's how these things usually progress

Rich,

I heard that on the radio recently on one of the am stations here. Also, there have been several well known blacks that have made the comment (although not as lengthy) that the era of the repressed (oppressed?)black man is over!!

No one can ever use the "I can't because I'm black" excuse again, and Jesse and his racist ilk are now out of business!!!
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That's how these things usually progress

Rich,

I heard that on the radio recently on one of the am stations here. Also, there have been several well known blacks that have made the comment (although not as lengthy) that the era of the repressed (oppressed?)black man is over!!

No one can ever use the "I can't because I'm black" excuse again, and Jesse and his racist ilk are now out of business!!!
Thank God!
What he said...
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I could have sworn that I heard something on the radio recently about how some group was raising hell because Obama wasn't putting many black people in as he filled gov't positions. That is irony.









OBAMA HATES THE BLACK PEOPLES!!!
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I wonder if the new Presidential Limo is going to be a Chrysler 300C Strech with 20" wheels and lowered 2" ?
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