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Unread 09-15-2009, 09:27 PM   #1
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The Pope and Nancy Pelosi were on a stage together in front of a huge crowd. However, both of them have been in front of crowds before, so, to make this time more interesting,

Nancy said to the Pope,
"Did you know that with just one little wave of my hand I can make every Democrat in the crowd go wild?"

He said,
"Really! Show me."

She waved. Sure enough, every Democrat in the crowd cheered wildly.
The cheering then subsided as quickly as it started.

The Pope, not to be outdone by such arrogance, thought about what he could do to answer her stunt.
"That was impressive," the Pope said, "but did you know that with just one little wave of my hand I can make almost every person in this country go crazy with joy? What's more, this joy will not be a momentary display like that of your people, but will go deep into their hearts. They will forever speak of this day, and they will rejoice."

The Speaker doubted this, of course, and said with a smirk,
"One little wave of your hand and all people will rejoice forever? Show me."

So, the Pope slapped her.
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I could see that coming!


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O My GOODNESS. That was a good one I needed that
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