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10-05-2010, 08:18 AM
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5 Surgeons
Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the Best patients to operate on.
The first surgeon, from New York , says, 'I like to see accountants on my
operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.'
The second, from Chicago , responds, 'Yeah, but you should try electricians!
Everything inside them is color coded.'
The third surgeon, from Dallas , says, 'No, I really think librarians are the
best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order.'
The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles chimes in: 'You know, I like
construction workers...Those guys always understand when you have a few
parts left over.'
But the fifth surgeon, from Washington , DC shut them all up when he
observed: 'You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on.
There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine. Plus, the
Head and the ass are interchangeable.'
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10-05-2010, 09:07 AM
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!ereH nI depparT m'I pleH
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Name : Andy Anderson
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Good one!
Andy
Quote:
Originally Posted by Shadow
Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the Best patients to operate on.
The first surgeon, from New York , says, 'I like to see accountants on my
operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.'
The second, from Chicago , responds, 'Yeah, but you should try electricians!
Everything inside them is color coded.'
The third surgeon, from Dallas , says, 'No, I really think librarians are the
best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order.'
The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles chimes in: 'You know, I like
construction workers...Those guys always understand when you have a few
parts left over.'
But the fifth surgeon, from Washington , DC shut them all up when he
observed: 'You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on.
There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine. Plus, the
Head and the ass are interchangeable.'
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10-05-2010, 10:04 AM
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Location: JAX FL
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Name : Bob Fletcher
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10-05-2010, 10:14 AM
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Member
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Location: Parkland, Fl
Posts: 625
Name : Jim Brackett
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I would except that as a rock solid truism.
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10-05-2010, 11:39 AM
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Location: Bradenton, Fl.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by jcb_njb
I would except that as a rock solid truism.
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Ditto for me too. Good one Gordon.
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