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Unread 10-05-2010, 08:18 AM   #1
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Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the Best patients to operate on.

The first surgeon, from New York , says, 'I like to see accountants on my
operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.'

The second, from Chicago , responds, 'Yeah, but you should try electricians!
Everything inside them is color coded.'

The third surgeon, from Dallas , says, 'No, I really think librarians are the
best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order.'

The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles chimes in: 'You know, I like
construction workers...Those guys always understand when you have a few
parts left over.'

But the fifth surgeon, from Washington , DC shut them all up when he
observed: 'You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on.
There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine. Plus, the
Head and the ass are interchangeable.'
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Unread 10-05-2010, 09:07 AM   #2
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Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the Best patients to operate on.

The first surgeon, from New York , says, 'I like to see accountants on my
operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.'

The second, from Chicago , responds, 'Yeah, but you should try electricians!
Everything inside them is color coded.'

The third surgeon, from Dallas , says, 'No, I really think librarians are the
best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order.'

The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles chimes in: 'You know, I like
construction workers...Those guys always understand when you have a few
parts left over.'

But the fifth surgeon, from Washington , DC shut them all up when he
observed: 'You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on.
There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine. Plus, the
Head and the ass are interchangeable.'
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But so true!!
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I would except that as a rock solid truism.
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I would except that as a rock solid truism.
Ditto for me too. Good one Gordon.
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