How to make a woman happy

Bob88 · 11-22-2008, 10:00 PM

It's not difficult to make a woman happy.
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> A man only needs to be:
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> 1. a friend.
> 2 a companion.
> 3 a lover.
> 4 a brother.
> 5 a father.
> 6 a master.
> 7 a chef.
> 8 an electrician.
> 9 a carpenter.
> 10. a plumber.
> 11. a mechanic.
> 12. a decorator.
> 13. a stylist.
> 14. a sexologist.
> 15. a gynecologist.
> 16. a psychologist.
> 17. a pest exterminator.
> 18. a psychiatrist.
> 19. a healer.
> 20. a good listener.
> 21. an organizer.
> 22. a good father.
> 23. very clean.
> 24. sympathetic.
> 25. athletic.
> 26. warm.
> 27. attentive.
> 28. gallant.
> 29. intelligent.
> 30. funny.
> 31. creative.
> 32. tender.
> 33. strong.
> 34. understanding.
> 35. tolerant.
> 36. prudent.
> 37. ambitious.
> 38. capable.
> 39. courageous.
> 40. determined.
> 41. true.
> 42. dependable.
> 43. passionate.
> 44. compassionate.
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> WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
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> 45. give her compliments regularly.
> 46. love shopping.
> 47. be honest.
> 48. be very rich.
> 49. not stress her out.
> 50. not look at other girls.
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> AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
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> 51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself.
> 52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself.
> 53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes.
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> IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
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> 54. Never to forget:
> * birthdays.
> * anniversaries.
> * arrangements she makes.
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> HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY:
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> 1. Show up naked.
> 2. Bring food

floridaZ · 11-22-2008, 11:17 PM

A repost me thinks, but... it's funny because it is true! At least with the crazies I seem to be attracted to...

dvdcta · 12-03-2008, 05:02 PM

[quote=Bob88;76166]It's not difficult to make a woman happy.
>
>
>
>
> A man only needs to be:
>
>
>
> 1. a friend.
> 2 a companion.
> 3 a lover.
> 4 a brother.
> 5 a father.
> 6 a master.
> 7 a chef.
> 8 an electrician.
> 9 a carpenter.
> 10. a plumber.
> 11. a mechanic.
> 12. a decorator.
> 13. a stylist.
> 14. a sexologist.
> 15. a gynecologist.
> 16. a psychologist.
> 17. a pest exterminator.
> 18. a psychiatrist.
> 19. a healer.
> 20. a good listener.
> 21. an organizer.
> 22. a good father.
> 23. very clean.
> 24. sympathetic.
> 25. athletic.
> 26. warm.
> 27. attentive.
> 28. gallant.
> 29. intelligent.
> 30. funny.
> 31. creative.
> 32. tender.
> 33. strong.
> 34. understanding.
> 35. tolerant.
> 36. prudent.
> 37. ambitious.
> 38. capable.
> 39. courageous.
> 40. determined.
> 41. true.
> 42. dependable.
> 43. passionate.
> 44. compassionate.
>
> WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
>
> 45. give her compliments regularly.
> 46. love shopping.
> 47. be honest.
> 48. be very rich.
> 49. not stress her out.
> 50. not look at other girls.
>
> AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
>
>
>
> 51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself.
> 52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself.
> 53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes.
>
> IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
>
> 54. Never to forget:
> * birthdays.
> * anniversaries.
> * arrangements she makes.
>
>
>
> HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY:
>
> 1. Show up naked.
> 2. Bring food[/

chit! I't's no wonder I got a........ D-I-V-O-R-C-E-.......

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