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Unread 06-13-2008, 03:00 PM   #1
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Default THE PERFECT DRESS

Her mother had found the PERFECT dress to wear and would be the best
dressed mother-of-the-bride ever!

A week later, Jennifer was horrified to learn that her father's new
young wife had bought the exact same dress as her mother!

Jennifer asked her step mom to exchange it, but she refused.
'Absolutely not, I look like a million bucks in this dress, and I'm
wearing it' she replied.

Jennifer told her mother who graciously said, 'Never mind sweetheart,
I'll get another dress. After all, it's your special day.'
A few days later, they went shopping and did find another gorgeous
dress.

When they stopped for lunch, Jennifer asked her mother, 'Aren't you
going to return the other dress? You really don't have another occasion where
you could wear it.'

Her mother just smiled and replied, 'Of course I do, dear. I'm wearing
it to the rehearsal dinner the night before the wedding.'

NOW I ASK YOU - IS THERE A WOMAN OUT THERE, ANYWHERE, WHO WOULDN'T ENJOY THIS STORY?
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That is cute!!
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All I have to say is I'm glad I'm a man!!!!
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Heh Heh Heh!!! Love it.
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Thats what I would do! "follow that killer"
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guys don't do things like that we get even other ways
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