• Got the Contributing Memberships stuff finally worked out and made up a thread as a sort of "How-To" to help people figure out how to participate. So if you need help figuring it out, here's the thread you need to take a look at -> http://www.corvetteflorida.com/forums/showthread.php?t=3581 Thank you, everyone! Rich Z.

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    dont touch the car

    http://www.gulfcoastautocrossers.com/donttouchthecar.wmv
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    little johnny II

    One day Little Johnny was sitting on a bench eating chocolate bar after chocolate bar, after the sixth one the man next to him says, slow down if you keep that up you wont live to be 12. then little johnny turns around and says, my grandpa lived to be 102. the man then replied, did he eat six...
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    little johnny

    A Sunday School teacher of preschoolers was concerned that his students might be a little confused about Jesus Christ because of the Christmas season emphasis on His birth. He wanted to make sure they understood that the birth of Jesus occurred a long time ago, that He grew up, etc. So he asked...
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    Give him what he wants

    An escaped convict broke into a house and tied up a young couple who had been sleeping in the bedroom. As soon as he had a chance, the husband turned to his voluptuous young wife, bound up on the bed in a skimpy nightgown, and whispered, "Honey, this guy hasn't seen a woman in years. Just...
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    plane crash???

    A woman sat on a plane heading for New York, when the pilot announces that because of difficulties with the plane's engines, he must make an emergency landing. The woman, fearing that this may be the end of her life looks over to a man sitting next to her and rips her shirt and bra off, and...
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    Would you believe....

    A man and his wife check into a hotel. The husband want to have a drink at the bar, but his wife is extremly tired so she decides to go up to their room and rest. She lies down on the bed... just then , an elevated train goes by and shakes the room so violently she is throwen out of bed...
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    little Johnny... again

    Little mary margret was not the best student in catholic school. Usually she slept through class. One day the teacher, a nun, called on her while she was sleeping. Tell me Mary Margret, Who created the universe? When Mary did not answer , Johnny her friend sitting behind her, took his pencil...
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    Aunt Mildred

    A teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day the kids came back and one by one began to tell their stories. Morris, do you have a story to share? Yes ma'am, My dad toal a story about my Aunt Mildred...
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    A real cowboy

    An old cowboy went to a bar and ordered a drink. As he sat drinking his whiskey, a young lady sat down next to him. She turned to the cowboy and asked, : Are you a real cowboy?" he replied, " well, ive spent my life on the ranch, herding horses, mending fences, and branding cattle, so i guess i...
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    Im not happy

    Yesterday afternoon i was driving north on Militarty road and wasnt paying very close attention. Unfortunatly i rear ended another car at a traffic light. We both pulled off the road, and we had no sooner stopped when he got out of his car, and approched my vehicle, As he approched my car i...
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    who say's UPS doesnt have a sense of humor

    Remember it takes a college degree to fly a plane, but only a high school diploma to fix one. After every flight UPS pilots fill out a form called a gripe sheet which tells mechinics about problems with the aircraft. The mechanics correct the problems, document their repairs on the form, and...
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