• Got the Contributing Memberships stuff finally worked out and made up a thread as a sort of "How-To" to help people figure out how to participate. So if you need help figuring it out, here's the thread you need to take a look at -> http://www.corvetteflorida.com/forums/showthread.php?t=3581 Thank you, everyone! Rich Z.

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    Politics as usual

    Ill. Gov. Blagojevich arrested in Obama successor probe CHICAGO – Illinois Gov. Rod Blagojevich was arrested Tuesday on charges of conspiring to get financial benefits through his authority to appoint a U.S. senator to fill the vacancy left by Barack Obama's election as president. According...
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    WOW!

    Stumbled across this while searching for something unrelated....Oh My! www.fastcoolcars.com/car-collection-1.htm Try this one, not the same, but still awesome! This guy lives in Charlotte County, some of you may already know him.
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    Here's a project...

    How hard would it be to drop my C-4 on this chassis?.....hmmm http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Parts...=p4506.c0.m245 OOPS!! Click on HOME PAGE and type in "2007 Z06 rolling chassis"
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    Slow?

    Are we having server issues? It seems unusually slow today.....
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    He has a point.....

    An email from Ireland to their brethren in the States...a point to ponder despite your political affiliation: We, in Ireland, can't figure out why people are even bothering to hold an election in the United States. On one side, you have a pants wearing lawyer, married to a lawyer who can't keep...
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    How to clean the toilet.

    This was simply too much of a time saver not to share it with you. 1. Put both lids of the toilet up And add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl. 2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom. 3. In one quick, smooth movement, put the cat in the...
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    Diets

    CONCERNED ABOUT TOO MANY CARBS IN YOUR DIET? For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies. 1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks t han...
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    Always wear underwear!

    Underwear is Important !! If you don't laugh out loud at this one, call the morgue and reserve a tray, because you are dead. Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under your vehicle...From the Northwest Florida Daily News comes this story of a Crestview couple who...
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    Worm Gruntin' Festival

    Hey Rich, I didn't want it to slip by you this year as it has in years past! This Saturday is the Sopchoppy Worm Gruntin' Festival. For all you folks who never heard of Sopchoppy, it's a small (small) town about 45 miles south of Tallahassee.
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    Spitzer for President

    President George Bush said each one of us would get a $600.00 tax rebate. It was previously slated to be $800.00, but they dropped it to a $600.00 tax rebate because of various budget problems. Now, if we spend that money at Wal-Mart, all the money will go to China, if we spend it on computers...
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    Another Legend Departed

    With all the sadness and trauma going on in the world at the moment, It is worth reflecting on the death of a very important person, which almost went unnoticed last week. Larry LaPrise, the man that wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died peacefully at the age of 83. The most traumatic part for his...
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    No Dummy!

    An older, distinguished, white haired gentleman walked into a jewelry store one Friday evening with a beautiful young gal at his side. He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend. The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring. The old gentleman...
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    I must be a Republican!

    As seen on "Yahoo" news, • Candidates to Cuba: Release prisoners By JOAN LOWY, Associated Press Writer 41 minutes ago Presidential candidates Hillary Rodham Clinton, Barack Obama and John McCain called for the release of political prisoners in Cuba following Fidel Castro's resignation...
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    Happy Valentine's Day!!

    WOMAN'S LOVE POEM Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep. One who's handsome, smart and strong. One who loves to listen long. One who thinks before he speaks. One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I pray he's gainfully employed. When I spend his cash, won't be...
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    Is This Anybody Here?

    An old man is sitting alone on a park bench crying. A young man is walking by, sees him, and asks him why he's crying. The old man says, "I'm retired and I have more money than I could ever spend, a huge mansion and estate, and a beautiful 25 year old wife who loves me and has sex with me twice...
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    Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?

    My wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, 'Do you want to have sex?' 'No!' she answered. I then said, 'Is that your final answer?' 'Yes!' she replied. Then I said, 'I'd like to phone a friend.' That's the last thing...
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    Don't you hate it when that happens?!

    It's the summer of 1956 and Harold goes to pick up his date, Peggy Sue. Harold's a pretty hip guy with his own car and a duck tail hairdo. When he goes to the front door, Peggy Sue's mother answers and invites him in. "Peggy Sue's not ready yet, so why don't you have a seat?" Peggy Sue's...
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    State Trooper

    A Florida State Trooper stopped a car for going 86 mph on I-95 about 2 miles south of The Georgia/Florida state line. When the Trooper asked the driver why he was speeding, the driver answered That he was a magician and a juggler and he was on his way to Savannah to Do a show that night at the...
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    Satan!

    A few minutes before the church services started, the congregation was sitting in their pews and talking. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church. Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil...
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    True

    A grade school teacher in upstate New York, asked her class how many of them are 'Hillary fans'. Not really knowing what a Hillary fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except one boy. The teacher asked Johnny why he has decided to be different. Johnny...
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