• Got the Contributing Memberships stuff finally worked out and made up a thread as a sort of "How-To" to help people figure out how to participate. So if you need help figuring it out, here's the thread you need to take a look at -> http://www.corvetteflorida.com/forums/showthread.php?t=3581 Thank you, everyone! Rich Z.

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    7 degrees of Blonde

    1st.DEGREE! A married couple was asleep when the phone rang @ 2 in the morning. The very blonde wife picked up the phone, listened a moment, & said 'How should I know, that's ....200 miles from here!' & hung up. The husband said,'Who was that?'............THE WIFE ANSWERED ,'I DON'T KNOW, SOME...
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    POST'S

    I guess, I have to put a (WARNING) on my posts,............ (This may not be suitable, for all AGE'S!) :NoNo:
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    UGLY

    By! now!.... Ya'll know what coyote Ugly is....???????????????????????.... If ya Don't know?? I'll tell ya!!!!!.........please comment????????......from the desk of the PHANTOM!!!! :thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup:
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    Breackfast!

    YA! know what the breakfast of champions IS!......................... .............A!...... cold Beer & Lasts Nights Pizza!!!! Memo from the desk of the PHANTOM!!!!.............Now Ya'll can't say, ya never did this?........ need some...
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    Italian Pregnancy

    An 18 yr old italian girl tells her Mother that she has missed her period for 2 months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drug store & buys a pregnancy kit, The test result? Shows the girl is pregnant!!........Shouting,cursing,crying, the mother says,'Who was the pig that did this to ya? I...
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    Banister of LIFE

    AS! Ya slide down the banister of life, remember!.... 1. Jim Baker & Jimmy Swaggert have written An Impressive new book. It's called.....'Ministers Do More Than Lay People; 2. Transvestite: A guy who likes to eat, drink & be Mary. 3. The difference between the Pope & Your boss, the Pope only...
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    Friends

    To all of my family & friends who frequently send me 'Best Wishes; Chain Letters; 'Angel Letters; or other promises of good luck if I fowarded something:....... NONE OF THAT S**T WORKED!!! in the future,..... could ya please send..........MONEY, LIQUOR, OR GASOLINE VOUCHERS?????? Thank...
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    ???????

    What do ya do? With a blonde & a Beer???????????? If ya don't know? I'm shure as h**l not gonna tell ya!!!..................from the desk of the PHANTOM!!!!.......... :thumbsup: :yesnod::yesnod:
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    Blondes!!

    YA! know ya got ta luv em!!!!........... Two Blondes go to the Mall & find out they are locked out of their car........So one, is using a coat hanger ta open the door! the one says to other one! ya better hurry, CAUSE, It's startin ta rain & the tops DOWN!!!!!!!............ENJOY.......from the...
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    KNOW?

    Do ya know? what a Blonde, & a redhead, have in common??.............................. ................LADY CLAIROL!!!! :thumbsup:
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    CF

    GOTTA! know if I can use this (DUCKIN FUMMY) ????????
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    the

    The other day my girl, & I were out for lunch, & TWO super babes come walkin by! so being the nice guy that I am, got to give em a lookie! She said to me your sick! & I said I'm not blind!!!........ENJOY EVERY MINUTE OF YOUR LIFE CAUSE YA NEVER KNOW WHEN IT'll be your last!!!.........JUST...for...
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    computers

    I finally got it figured it out, just leave it on all the time, It' already booted up,& ready to go! gives me my messages, makes breakfast, & does the dishes! I think it's cheatin on me??? What do you think??........from the desk of the PHANTOM!!! :thumbsup::thumbsup:
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    More

    To all of my family & friends who frequently send me 'Best Wishes','Chain Letters','Angel Letters', or other promises of Good luck, if I forwarded something:......NONE OF THAT CHIT WORKED!!!!....in the future, could you PLEASE send......MONEY, LIQUOR, OR GASOLINE VOUCHERS???.......thank...
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    what ya

    My girl, comes to me the other day, & said I'm pregnant, what ya gonna do about it? I thought for awhile, & said I'm gonna find the S.O.B. that did this???........ ENJOY!!.... from the desk of the PHANTOM!!! :thumbsup::thumbsup:
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    EYE'S

    My girl, tells me the other day, She said to me, I know your cheatin on me. I just can't prove it! I said when ya find out, ya gonna believe ME, or, your Lyin EYE'S????.....Enjoy!!.....from the desk of the PHANTOM!!! :NoNo::NoNo:
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    got a nun

    A cabbie picks up a nun..............she gits in the cab, & notices that the VERY handsome cab driver (ME) won't stop staring @ her..............she asks him (ME) why I'm staring @ her I replie:'I have TO ASK you, but I don't want to offend ya,' ........she answers, MY son, you cannot offend me...
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    YEAH

    TO!! ALL of my family & friends who frequently send me 'BEST WISHES', CHAIN LETTERS', 'ANGEL LETTERS', or other promises of GOOD LUCK if I forwarded something; NONE OF THIS CHIT WORKED!!!!in the future, could ya please send, MONEY, LIQUOR, OR GASOLINE VOUCHERS???? THANKS A...
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    what

    DO! you turn your computers on?????? Need some input here, come on get the lead out!!!!....from the desk of the PHANTOM!!!
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    FLU SHOTS

    THIS IS IMPORTANT SO PAY ATTENTION!!!................Howto avoid the FLU eat right Make sure ya get your daily dose of fruits & veggies..........Take your vitamins & bump up your vitamin C.............Get plenty of exercise because sexercise builds yor immune system............Walk for @ least...
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