• Got the Contributing Memberships stuff finally worked out and made up a thread as a sort of "How-To" to help people figure out how to participate. So if you need help figuring it out, here's the thread you need to take a look at -> http://www.corvetteflorida.com/forums/showthread.php?t=3581 Thank you, everyone! Rich Z.

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    Know

    Does anyone know what a sexatary is????:thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup:
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    PHANTOM

    YA, know ya here a lot about these kids in school screwing, their teachers & make a big deal about it, what the hell, I missed that class!:thumbsdown::thumbsdown::thumbsdown:
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    Italian pregnancy

    An 18 year old Italian girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for 2 months. Very worried, the Mom goes to the drug store & buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant............Shouting & cursing, the Mom says, who was the pig that did this to you? I want to...
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    vagas

    So, I go home after work one day & the wife is packing her bags, I said where ya going? she says I'm going to vagas you know they get paid 400.00$ for what I do for you for nothing. So I start packing my bags, she says where ya going, I'm going too I want to see how you live on 800.00$ a...
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    store

    Went to the store the other day, in the vette & this young lady @ the pump leans out the window, of her something or other new car she says I like your vette, I told her so do I, she comes back with ya wanna trade, UUMMMMMMMM!!
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    DOC..S

    Went to the a doc one day. I said doc I think it's my gall bladder ..He asks me do you smoke....do drugs...drink?? I said no except the drinkin part, he told me son thats gonna kill ya. So I changed doc's, & the s.o.b. didn't ask me about my sex life, what a putz...........from the desk of the...
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    LIFE

    1. jim baker & jimmy swaggert have written an impressive new book. It's called...........'ministers DO more than lay people?..............2.Transvestite: A guy who likes to eat,drink & be MARY....................3.The difference between the pope & your boss, the pope only expects you to kiss his...
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    breakfast

    If anyone in bonita going to waffle house their my treat look for the blue vette !!!
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    NUN! STUFF

    This nun, grabs a cab, & the cabbie, can't keep his eyes off her shes gorgeous, he says I have a fantascy, I'v always wanted to kiss a nun? she says pull in next alley & she plants one on him, just tongues him super, he says that was great, the best I ever had & the nun says thats good, I'm...
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    NUN

    YEAH! if ya p*ss her off thats what ya get none!.........from the desk of the PHANTOM!!
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    see

    I can see some of you people are not married, cause you would not be up @ this time, you'd be in the sack!! JUST SO YOU KNOW I'M NOT! ANY? Workin on my next X! & I'll tell ya what, I'm over the limit!!
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    work

    Ya, know I get all this mail,work from home sh*t theres no one home!HELLOOOOOOOOO!!!!
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    VETTES

    Ya, know we have a bunch of vettes in SW florida & theres nobody here but the dealer here & they suck, someone needs to come here & start a shop! I'm shure you'll make a buck!! got a rice burner shop, that I would not trust my baby with!
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    Ladies

    Just, a bit of advice for you Newbies, ya don't ever want to ask her for her age cause when ya find out your really be disappointed!!...........from the desk of the PHANTOM!!
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    GIRLS

    Don't ever ask a girl what color underware she has on? she'll knock ya out of your p/u! SHE DOESN'T HAVE ANY ON!!.............I know.........from the desk of the the PHANTOM!
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    PLEASE!

    PLEASE DO YOU PART..........Today is National Mental Health Day. You can do your part by remembering to send an e-mail to @ least one UNSTABLE PERSON!!!............from the desk of the PHANTOM!!!.........ENJOY!
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    BLONDES

    Did, anybody ever think what a beer, & a, blonde have in common? I shure as hell, don't know, just give me the beer & the Blonde, & I'll figure the rest out myself!!
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    triva extra?

    OK! RICH Z! YOU GET THIS ONE RIGHT YOU GO TO HEAD OF THE CLASS???? everybody else can play too!!! ............1.Name the one sport in which neither the spectators nor the participants know the score or the leader untill the contest ends...........2.What famous north american landmark is...
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    Blondes have more fun!

    I know there a few here, & I don't want to insult any, just in fun!........Two blondes go to the mall, they come out to get in their car, & their locked out. So they are using a coat hanger to get in. To unlock the door! One blonde says to the other blonde, you better hurry up its starting to...
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    Laffys!

    Ya! know you people can jump in anytime, always need some new humor. so get those out there will enjoy!!
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