• Got the Contributing Memberships stuff finally worked out and made up a thread as a sort of "How-To" to help people figure out how to participate. So if you need help figuring it out, here's the thread you need to take a look at -> http://www.corvetteflorida.com/forums/showthread.php?t=3581 Thank you, everyone! Rich Z.

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    Morning Sex!

    Morning Sex ****** The wife was in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast. He walked in, She turned and said, You've got to make love to me this very moment." His eyes lit up and he thought, ..."This is my lucky day." Not wanting to lose the moment, he embraced her and then gave...
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    Computer Virus

    Over the last two days I have been fighting the Trojan Dropper virus and what a PITA this has been. I caught it before it did too much damage but it really screwed up Internet Explorer. I finally got operational again this afternoon by downloading Mozilla Firefox. So I am back on board, but...
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    Move finally here!

    Hey Gang, Finally sold the house here in Maryland and in the middle of packing this sucker. :ack2::eek: Man it is unbelieveable the amount of crap that you accumulate over 20 years in one spot. I have to shut down my computer some time today so that I can turn in my cable modem and Hi-def box...
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    The Body Builder and the Blonde

    The Body Builder and the Blonde The body builder takes off his shirt and the blonde says, "What a great chest you have." He tells her, "That's 100 lbs. of dynamite, baby." He takes off his pants and the blonde says, "What massive calves you have." The body builder tells her, "That's 100...
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    HOW TO BE POLITICALLY CORRECT

    HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: 1. He does not have a "BEER GUT" - He has developed a "LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY." 2. He is not a "BAD DANCER" - He is "OVERLY CAUCASIAN." 3. He does not "GET LOST ALL THE TIME" - He " INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS." 4. He is...
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    Tonto Goldstein

    A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized she was heading straight towards his seat. As fate would have it, she took the seat right beside his. Eager to strike up a conversation he...
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    What Happened?!?

    What happened to the AntiVenom theft thread? :thinkin:
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    Guys Only!

    This is a game for the guys only! There is some nudity in this game but very funny, so proceed at your own risk. Sorry if this offends the ladies! http://www.hornygamer.com/games/concentration.swf
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    Chinese Wedding Night!

    A young Chinese couple gets married. She's a virgin. Truth be told, he is a virgin too, but she doesn't know that. On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her husband undresses in the darkness. He climbs into bed next to her and tries to be reassuring. "My darring," he...
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    The World's Fastest Indian

    This movie is based on a true story that took place during the late '60s. The main character (and he truly is one in this movie) is played by Anthony Hopkins. He plays an old guy from New Zealand that is hell bent on getting his old Indian motorcycle to Bonneville to see how fast she will go...
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    The Zipper!

    As the bus stopped and it was the young ladies turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus. Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a...
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    Shipped '69 and Z06 to Florida

    Well, today was the big day! I just shipped the '69 and the Z06 to Ft. Myers in preparation for our final move. I am flying down this weekend to take delivery of the cars. With the '01 vert already residing at our house in Ft. Myers, this leaves us Vette-less until we sell our house here in...
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    Potentially vs Realistically

    A young boy went up to his father and asked him, "Dad, what is the difference between 'potentially' and 'realistically'?" The father thought for a moment, then answered, "Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then ask your sister if she would sleep with...
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    At The Rodeo

    At The Rodeo ********** A husband & wife went to the rodeo and one of their first stops was the Breeding Bull exhibit. They went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said, "This bull mated 50 times last year." The wife playfully nudged her husband in the ribs and said...
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    Frustrated Nun!

    A nun walks into Mother Superior's office and plunks down into a chair. She lets out a sigh heavy with frustration. ..."What troubles you, Sister?" asks the Mother Superior. "I thought this was the day you spent with your family." ..."It was," sighed the Sister. "And I went to play golf...
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    2008 LS3

    Looks like the 430 hp LS3 is a go for 2008. check the blog below for a few details. http://www.autoblog.com/2007/04/24/2008-ls3-corvette-spotted-in-kentucky
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    Track Day at Pocono

    Well, since I have not moved down to Florida yet, I took the opportunity to go to the NCCC East Region driving school at Pocono Raceway this weekend to get my NCCC high speed license. Other than being worn out, and the car needing some serious detailing, wow, what a great weekend! We ran the...
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    THE AMISH AND THE ELEVATOR

    *********** An Amish boy and his father were in a shopping mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny silver doors that could move apart and slide back together again. The boy asked, "What is this, Father?" The father (never having seen an elevator)...
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    COMPUTERS VS. CARS

    I don't know whether this is true or not but thought it was a great response! ***************** For all of us who feel only the deepest love and affection for the way Computers have enhanced our lives, read on. At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer...
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    Compliment!

    Compliment *********** A woman, standing nude, looks in the bedroom mirror and says to her husband: ..."I look horrible, and I feel fat and ugly. Pay me a compliment." The husband replies: ..."Your eyesight's damn near perfect." ... Poor guy, he never heard the shot! :rofl1...
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