• Got the Contributing Memberships stuff finally worked out and made up a thread as a sort of "How-To" to help people figure out how to participate. So if you need help figuring it out, here's the thread you need to take a look at -> http://www.corvetteflorida.com/forums/showthread.php?t=3581 Thank you, everyone! Rich Z.

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    Just

    Geez!... Just saw that thanks! everybody! really like that, its awesome!!
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    Age come & play!!

    Your age by eating out , Don't tell your age, you probabty would not tell the truth anyway - but your waiter may know! Your age by dinner & restaurant math. this is pretty neat! DON'T CHEAT! It takes less than a minute. Work this out as you read . Be shure you DON'T read the BOTTOM,untill you've...
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    CAKE OR BED??

    A husband is @ home watching A football game when his wife interrupts, 'honey could you fix the light in the hallway it's been flickering for weeks now'. He looks @ her & says angrily, 'fix the lights now? Does it look like I have GE written on my forehead? I don't think so'. Fine, she says...
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    Whatever you give a woman.

    "Whatever you give a woman, she's going to mulitply............. if you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby............if you give her a house, she'll give you a home.......if you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal...............if you give her a smile, she'll give you her...
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    Choosing a wife?

    A man wanted to get married. He was having choosing amoung three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 & watches to see to see what they do with the money......The first does a total makeover. She goes to a fancy beaty salon, gets her hair done, new makeup: buys several new...
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    HELP

    found it
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    KIDS

    A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man ready abook, & noticed he had his collar on backwards. The little boy asked why he wore his collar backwards. The man, who was a priest, said: 'I'm a FATHER.' the little boy replied: 'My daddy doesn't wear his collar like that.' The priest looked up...
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    Marriage

    After 20 years of marriage. a couple, was lying in bed one evening, when the misses felt her husband begin to fondle her in ways he hadn't in quite some time. It almost tickled as his fingers started @, her neck & began moving down past the small of her back. He then caressed her shoulders &...
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    Stress

    Relax! to all my friends! out there, Have a fabulous STRESS FREE DAY! Thought for the day! Handle every stressful situation like a dog. Just p**s on it & walk away. from the desk of the PHANTOM!!
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    THIS IS OFF

    A TRIVIA ? for ya does anyone know why the keyboard is not in alphabet order???? Type writers also??? give ya a week ta get this! From the desk of the PHANTOM!!
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    computers

    I got one that's so smart, It forgets who, is punching the keys.came home one night from work & it booted it self up, doesn't even know what time I get home,,,, 29min. before I got there. It's got a timer in it & the thing tells me how long it takes me to go on a beer run, cause if ya don't...
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    DAY

    If you think ya had a bad day, ck this one out & it really happened, I know I was their. OK gonna getter on! 1st the a/c goes out of the vette they started @ 1500 then went to 1100 priced the parts was 460 they see vette & $$$$$$. ok I go to work I'm security, there a owner calls me & says the...
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    OK

    Going out to raise a little bit of hell tonight anybody got bail money??
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    feed back

    Gonna leave !!
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    oby

    got a good one.? what do they call the snow birds here ???
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    ???

    guess some of this stuff has to just to sink in?? let me know if I'am wrong ??
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    you'll

    1 saying is lead follow or get the hell out of the way!!
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    feed back

    yeah ! rich your killing me??
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    rays

    some people are hard a*** and don't have real life till it comes up & kicks you in the butt!!
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    rays

    got to do this I see so many not getting envolved in this you visit.here need input?? just punch some keys!!
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