• Got the Contributing Memberships stuff finally worked out and made up a thread as a sort of "How-To" to help people figure out how to participate. So if you need help figuring it out, here's the thread you need to take a look at -> http://www.corvetteflorida.com/forums/showthread.php?t=3581 Thank you, everyone! Rich Z.

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    Thanks Rich!

    Recent pics of my CTS V, and a big thanks goes to RichZ for the engine covers! A definite improvement, don't you agree?
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    Anyone disagree?

    "The Gun Is Civilization" by Maj. L. Caudill USMC (Ret) Human beings only have two ways to deal with one another: reason and force. If you want me to do something for you, you have a choice of either convincing me via argument, or force me to do your bidding under threat of force. Every human...
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    Is Open Carry in our Future?

    Florida Senator Greg Evers is sponsoring legislation to reform many of Florida’s highly restrictive handgun carry and purchasing laws. If passed in its current form, SB-234 will legalize many activities already lawful in other states. Since 1987 the State of Florida has issued nearly 2 million...
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    AIRPORT BODY SCANNER SOLUTION

    > > Wonder why nobody thought of this before… > > > Here's a solution to all the controversy over full-body > scanners at the > airports: All we need to do is develop a booth that you > can step into > that will not X-ray you...
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    Tolerance, my brothers....

    I am shocked that so many Americans are against the mosque, near Ground Zero . We should allow it, but in order to promote tolerance....... I propose that a gay nightclub be opened next door to the mosque to promote tolerance in the mosque. We could call it "The Turban Cowboy" or...
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    Modern Evolution....or, We've Come a Long Way....

    Over five thousand years ago Moses said to the children of Israel , "Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land." Nearly 75 years ago (when Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a...
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    The Replacement

    Well, as some of you know, I got rid of my Corvette earlier this year. I loved the car, but with two boys at home and soccer games on weekends and what all, I just never got to drive it much. It was becoming a yard ornament. Now, I've replaced it. I just got a 2004 Cadillac CTS V. WOW!!! 4 door...
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    The Divorced Barbie Doll

    One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday. He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the sales person, 'How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?' The salesperson answers, 'Which one do you mean, Sir? We have: Work...
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    Ain't Life Grand!?....

    As we progress into the second half of 2010, I want to thank all of you for your educational e-mails over the past 6 months. I am totally screwed up now and have little chance of recovery. I no longer open a bathroom door without using a paper towel, or have the waitress put lemon slices in my...
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    Words of Wisdom....

    Something a cousin sent me.... 1. Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you. 2. If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck. 3. I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy. 4. When seconds count, the cops are just minutes away. 5. A...
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    Help a Guy Out....

    Two guys, one old and one young, are pushing their carts around at Home Depot when they collide. The old guy says to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going." The young guy says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm...
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    Lots of rain!

    Not even 930 yet and I've got over 4 1/2 inches of rain!
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    So Sad....

    Two Middle Eastern mothers are sitting in a cafe chatting over a plate of tabouli and a pint of goat's milk. The older of the mothers pulls a bag out of her purse and starts flipping through photos and they start reminiscing. 'This is my oldest son Mohammed. He would be 24 years old now.'...
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    Corporate Shake-up

    If you've ever worked for a boss who reacts before getting the facts and thinking things through, you will love this. Arcelor-Mittal Steel, feeling it was time for a shake-up, hired a new CEO. The new boss was determined to rid the company of all slackers. On a tour of the facilities, the CEO...
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    Little Johnny meets Barack Obama

    Barack Obama was visiting a primary school and he visited one of the classes. They were in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher asked the president if he would like to lead the discussion on the word tragedy. So our illustrious president asked the class for...
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    Life in a small town.....

    In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know me?' She responded, 'Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a boy, and frankly, you've...
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    HAAA!

    Apparently, the only person who can beat Tiger Woods with a golf club is his wife!:rofl1::rofl1::rofl1::rofl1:
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    Panhandle Weather

    It didn't seem too bad at my house, but we did get 4.25 inches of rain since last night. A little windy at times but it could have been a lot worse. How did everyone else up this way fare?
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    What A Salesman!

    Private Jones was assigned to the Army induction center, where he was to advise new recruits about their government benefits, especially their Serviceman's Group Life Insurance (SGLI). It wasn't long before the center's Lieutenant noticed that Private Jones had almost a 100% record for insurance...
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    Italian style business!

    Luigi (the father) says to his son. . . 'I wanta you to marry a girl of my choice.' The son says, 'I will choose my owna bride!!!' Luigi says, 'But the girla, she is Bill Gates' daughter.' Son answers, 'Well, in that case . . . ok.' Next Luigi approaches Bill Gates and says, 'I have a...
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